i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.
The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:
"We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population," said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, "The rattling sound may also overwhelm insects and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’."
Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
Today at Walmart I saw a little kid pick up a penny off the ground and swallow it. The creatures you find at Walmart…
I am 22 and yet somehow I still panic every time the barber asks how I would like my hair cut.
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
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I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious